Parathyroid Surgeon’s patient parathyroid gland lyric

Parathyroid Surgeon’s patient parathyroid gland lyric

Parathyroid Surgeon’s patient parathyroid gland  lyric

Parathyroid Surgeon’s patient parathyroid gland lyric

 

One of DR.Norman’s patients Chrystene wrote this lyric.

Parathyroid Punk

I’m a parathyroid tumor and I live in your neck
I’m a tiny little jerk but I’ll make you a wreck
‘Para’ means ‘close’ to that other famous gland
Don’t confuse me with your thyroid, son,
I’ll get out of hand!

Don’t be fooled just ’cause I’m not cancer
Surgery is still the answer
Have ’em check all four ’cause there might be another
Here to cause more trouble-
are my three little brothers!

PTH!  Parathyroid Hormone!
PTH!  Parathyroid Hormone!
PTH!  Parathyroid Hormone!
Stones! Bones! Groans and Moans!

I’m a parathyroid tumor and I’ll kill you one day
But before you die I will make your body pay
Robbing the calcium from your skeleton
That’s osteoporosis, your mind’s like gelatin

I’m a parathyroid tumor and I’ll break your bones
Make you feel like sh*t and fill your kidneys w stones
I’m the Hulk of Parathyroids and I’ll make you cry
and if you don’t get rid of me I’ll make you DIE!

PTH!  Parathyroid Hormone!
PTH!  Parathyroid Hormone!
PTH!  Parathyroid Hormone!
Stones! Bones! Groans and Moans!

GET THE TUMOR OUT OF YOUR NECK THAT’S KILLING YOU!

Parathyroid gland image as well Courtesy of parathyroid.com


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